The Rules for Surviving Being Male
1-At all costs, get some.
2-Buy the dinner ONLY if you are going to get some.
3-Get used to being used.
4-Don't play games; women are better at them.
5-Never think with your head; it doesn't know what it's talking about.
6-Revenge, spite, and hate.
7-If it makes you feel better, kill other guys.
8-Buy a gun; it talks loudly.
9-Get some, get some, and get some more.
10-Don't fall in love; she won't.
11-Never enlighten a woman that other men exist.
12-Don't EVER think you have the upper hand.
13-The pain gets worse.
14-She's seen your type before.
15-Buy another gun.
16-She's not worth it.
17-Guys don't win.